It Wasn't Me

So, I was finally able to ditch Helena. That was seriously hard to do. Once I had though I was able to find the fair Hermia. But as usual she was yelling at me and going on and on. Which I still can't figure out why she dislikes me so. I am so much better looking then her Lysander. But what ever this is besides the point. So, she was screaming at me saying that I killed her Lysander. Ya right. I mean I dislike the guy only because he gets in the way of me loving Hermia. But if he wasn't there I wouldn't have any problem with him. Even still she would not believe me. I mean, I guess it wouldn't have been a horrible thing if he had been killed. Or even better maybe he has decided that I Demetrius am the better man. The one who should truly be wed to the fair Hermia. Ya, that's probably what happened. But never still she is too enraged to listen to reasoning. Thus I must sit down and rest my eyes for a little while.