So today Egeus and I took Lysander and Hermia in front of the Duke. Egeus wants me to marry the fair Hermia, who I do love so much. But Hermia loves Lysander so. Thus Egeus has asked for Duke Theseus to instill the ancient law that if she doesn't marry me she must eather die or become a nun. I am just too handsome that once she had heard this I had thought that she would have for sure agreed to love me. But no! She needs a few days to think it over. Pfff!! Think over marrying me. Lysander must have her brain washed. I can't believe her. She thinks that she can say no to me. And even whats more say not to her father. Me thinks not. Hermia will love me and we will be wed at Duke Theseus's wedding. Ok fine, she will have her day to think it over. And even still if she says no and is killed, I will be deeply saddened but there will always be Helena. She will always love me. Hahaha!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Hermia This Is Law!
Foolish Helena
Today I was wondering where Hermia was when all of the sudden up comes running Helena. In her insane state as usual. LOL. And not only that but she also almost fainted at the sight of me. HAHAHAHA. Then again I can't blame her. ;) Any ways she comes up to me going on about how Hermia and Lysander have run away together. Now I can tell that the only reason she is telling me this is because she thinks it will make me fall in love with her. Wow, she is obsessed. LMBO. Well I obviously set off to find Hermia. But guess who decides to tag along? Yep, the one and only Helena. : / . She just would not leave me alone. Like, I was totally out right nasty to her and she wouldn't leave. It was almost humorous. Like, she was basically my dog. She would have done anything I had asked from her. Foolish, foolish Helena.
It Wasn't Me
So, I was finally able to ditch Helena. That was seriously hard to do. Once I had though I was able to find the fair Hermia. But as usual she was yelling at me and going on and on. Which I still can't figure out why she dislikes me so. I am so much better looking then her Lysander. But what ever this is besides the point. So, she was screaming at me saying that I killed her Lysander. Ya right. I mean I dislike the guy only because he gets in the way of me loving Hermia. But if he wasn't there I wouldn't have any problem with him. Even still she would not believe me. I mean, I guess it wouldn't have been a horrible thing if he had been killed. Or even better maybe he has decided that I Demetrius am the better man. The one who should truly be wed to the fair Hermia. Ya, that's probably what happened. But never still she is too enraged to listen to reasoning. Thus I must sit down and rest my eyes for a little while.
Helena I Do Love Thee
When I awoke I felt strange but when I looked into the eyes of whom thus had awoken me every thing was fine. The way that I reflected in her eyes. It was the divine Helena. Oh how the wind blew through her beautiful hair, and the smell of her in the air. AHHHHH. But never still guess who was with her? Yep, you guessed it Lysander. This time he swears to love Helena. Ya right he loves Hermia. And ever still would never have a shot with MY girl. And get this when I confessed my love to Helena she doesn't believe me. Would she just be happy for once. Like, come on, you are depressed cause I don't love you. But now that I do love you, you are angry with me. Going on about how Lysander and I have this all planned out. We are just saying that we love her to make fun of her. And whats more guess who decides to show up? Yep, Hermia. Now I thought this was a good thing and her being here would knock some sense into Lysander and make him realize that he really loves her. But it didn't, go figure. Oh, get this Hermia can't take the fact that no one loves her and decides to try and hurt My fair Helena. But I didn't let her. Yet Helena still she does not believe that I love her. :(
All Is Right Now
I awake and I have had this totally bizarre dream, but one thing is for sure I do love the fair Helena. But I am awoken by Egeus and Theseus. That was awkward. LOL. Egeus was enraged. He couldn't show that in front of the Duke. I was kinda glad he couldn't show his anger then. He was screaming at Hermia going on about how Hermia can't be with Lysander and how he is gonna have her killed. And blah bla blah and so on and so forth. But then he tried to drag me into it. Well, I told him that I was no longer in love with Hermia but rather now I was in love with the gorgeous Helena. Thank god the Duke was there. He set all things right. He decided to disengage the law that Egeus wanted to be used. And better still he said that we all could be married at his wedding. The wedding was wonderful and the after show was hilarious. But it eventually it was time for us all to go to bed and thus we did. Each and everyone of us slept the best we had ever done, with the knowing that all is right now.
